…knowing what colour shirt your boyfriend is going to wear to a roller derby bout he is going to without you, because even though your mutual favourite team isn’t playing, your mutual least-favourite team is playing and you know he’s going to wear the colours of the other team.
you have to tell me what colour shirt he wore
I PLAYED IN THAT GAME I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU HATE US :’(
He wore purple.
phew is all I have to say to that
I’m glad I could help.
For the record - and all those playing at home - none of these opinions exist when I’m wearing stripes, obv.